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illtypeyourname
  • Bruno Mars: *writes songs comparing his ex to the devil and telling her to go to hell and how he would've violently died for her*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Ed Sheeran: *Writes songs saying he'll never get over his ex at least 2-3 years after they broke up and another one accusing a woman of cheating on him when she says she thought he was a one night stand and never actually committed to him*
  • Everyone: ...
  • Nick Jonas: *writes a song about being possessive of his girlfriend to the point of rage and wanting to control her sexuality*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Drake: *opens one of his songs with saying that if your girlfriend goes to the opening game of a basketball season then she must be fucking one of the players and writes a song saying that his ex shouldn't be having fun or have her own sexuality and should be still upset over him leaving her and how this doesn't make her a "good" girl*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kanye West: *writes songs about how women are his objects, how he's god, description of being violent to women, accusing all women of being gold diggers and evil, and how women owe him sex because he was rude to them and how he thinks they'd wouldn't have been successful if he hadn't been rude to them*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Taylor Swift: *writes songs expressing regret for having dated someone and blames herself for not following her own advice*
  • Everyone: Thiiisss...BITCH!!! This WHORE!!! SHe is the WOrST thing to HAVE EVER HAPPENED!!! WHAT A FAKE ASS BITCH!! She needs to move on and stop being such a slut!!
illtypeyourname Source: singingtotinydancer
itsbrittanyswift

edens-blog:

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

itsbrittanyswift Source: edens-blog
ibelieveinfaerys

Run from him:

lovealissuhh:

prettinaive:

raindropirwin:

peachglitch:

•if he disrespects his mom
•if he disrespects blue collar workers
•if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies
•if he is mean to animals
•if he doesn’t touch you in public
•if he won’t tell his friends about you
•if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.”
•if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend”
•if all his exes “are psycho”
•if he’s never worked a day in his life
•if he chooses a drug over spending time with you
•if he disagrees with feminism
•if he’s white and he throws around the N word
•if he isn’t proud of what you do
•if he makes rape jokes
•if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral
•if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think
•if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up
•if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

some girls need to hear this

Imma cry

the last one….

ibelieveinfaerys Source: dumpstergoth